I’m going to download 8 billion of these and carry them with me every day. They may weigh down my trousers a bit, so maybe I’ll just carry around a sheet or two at time.
My favourites: ‘Bad Idea’ (“I don’t know the guy, but I figure he needs one kidney and I’ve got two….”), ‘Microsoft Word is not a design tool’ and ‘Do not get en and em dashes mixed up.’ I heart English.